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Quiz:
Have a pen and paper handy before you read any further. As soon as you read a question, write the answer RIGHT away.

Make sure to answer questions 1-10 before moving on...NO CHEATING!!

Read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and write down the FIRST thing that you visualize. Do not think about the questions excessively.


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1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?



2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?



3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?



4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?



5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?



6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.



7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?



8. What do you do with the cup?



9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?



10. How will you cross the water?







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This has been a relational psychology test. The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives. The analysis follows:

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1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.



2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.



3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (passive/aggressive)



4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.



5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.



6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.



7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1. For example, styrafoam, plastic, and paper are all disposable, styrofoam, paper and glass are not durable, and metal and plastic are durable.



8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1.



9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.



10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.





*33 Ways to Call Someone Stupid*
1. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching
2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal
3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
4. A few beers short of six-pack
5. Proof that evolution can go in reverse
6. Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box
7. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead
8. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl
9. One taco short of a combination plate
10. A few feathers short of a whole duck
11. All foam, no beer
12. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
13. Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
14. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
15. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel
16. Too much yardage between the goalposts
17. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
18. As smart as bait
19. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
20. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled
21. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
22. Forgot to pay his brain bill
23. Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
24. His belt doesn't go through all the loopsv 25. If he had another brain, it would be lonely
26. No grain in the silo
27. Fell out of the family tree
28. Receiver is off the hook
29. Several nuts short of a full pouch
30. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
31. Not the brightest crayon in the box
32. Not the brightest color in the rainbow
33. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer


ANOTHER QUIZ:
This is fun to do, but you have to follow the instructions
very closely. Do not cheat.

MAKE A WISH BEFORE BEGINNING THE TEST!!

Warning! Answer the questions as you go along..

There are only four questions and if you see them all before finishing you will not have honest results. Go down slowly and do each exercise as you scroll down. Don't look ahead. Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along.

You will need it at the end. This is an honest questionnaire,
which will tell you a lot about your true self.
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Put the following 5 animals in the order of your preference.
a. Cow
b. Tiger
c. Sheep
d. Horse
e. Pig

Write one word that describes each one of the following:
a. Dog
b. Cat
c. Rat
d. Coffee
e. Sea

Think of someone (who also knows you and is important to
you) that you can relate to the following colors. (Please do
not repeat your answer. Name just one person for each color.)
a. Yellow
b. Orange
c. Red
d. White
e. Green


Finished? Please be sure that your answers are what you
REALLY feel...

Last chance...

Look at the interpretations below. But first, before
continuing, repeat your wish.

This will define your priorities in your life.
Cow signifies CAREER
Tiger signifies PRIDE
Sheep signifies LOVE
Horse signifies FAMILY
Pig signifies MONEY

Your description of Dog implies YOUR OWN PERSONALITY.
Your description of Cat implies the personality of your partner.
Your description of Rat implies the personality of your enemies.
Your description of Coffee is how you interpret SEX.
Your description of the Sea implies your own life.

Yellow: Someone you will never forget
Orange: Someone you consider your true friend
Red: Someone that you really love
White: Your twin soul
Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life